1792 - Democratic Republican Party formed by Jefferson and Madison.

1854 - Republican Party formed by former Whigs, Northern Democrats, and Free-Soilers.

1890 - Democratic Party becomes Socially Liberal.

1890-1910 - 14th Amendment (of 1868) designed to give citizenship to former slaves, used by Corporations in over 288 cases and only 14 black American cases.

1898 - In addition to Smythe v. Ames, and several other Supreme Court Rulings; Corporations achieve the Legal Fiction of Constitutionally-protected Corporate Personhood.

2006 - Nancy Pelosi states that interfering with the freshly paved Yellow-Brick-Road from K-Street to DC, is "off the Table."

2007 - Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007 passes by overwhelming majority of House, further dis-mantling the embattled US Constitution. John Duncan, Dana Rohrabacher, Jeff Flake (R's), and Dennis Kucinich, Jerry Costello, Neil Abercrombie (D's); only No votes on floor--further greying the line twixt the two Parties.

2008 - Hillary Clinton wins as 44th President of the United States, K-Street and the Houston Cartel breathe a sigh of relief.

2009 - U.S. Treasury introduces the Hirohito $5 bill, the Mao Tse-tung $10 bill, and the King Abdullah $20 bill.

2010 - Uprising in Exxonistan by US Colonel Tom Thumb while on his 10th tour of duty.

2011 - The Energy, Transportation, Dollar, and Water crises followed immediately by the Major Unemployment crisis forces the US into its 2nd Great Depression.

2012 - The Progressive-Constitutionalist Party is formed and wins the 2012 election by landslide.

2014 - K-Street converted to largest Veteran's Hospital and Veteran's sub-sidized Housing Project since WWII. Houston Cartel buildings converted to high rise sub-sidized Immigrant housing.

2016 - Remnants of the fractured Republikar and crest-fallen Democrat Parties join to form the Corporatocratic Party suffering a pitiful 4th place defeat in the 2016 elections.