Faster than a missing police car!
More powerful than a zoning ordinance!
Able to leap Robert’s Rules of Order in a single bound

“Look, up on the platform! It’s a politician!”
“It’s a statesman!”
“It’s Supercommissioner!”

Yes, it’s Supercommissioner, strange visitor from Walland who came to the Courthouse with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal legislative body members.

Superman, who can change the course of rural arterial zoning, bend Democrats in his bare hands, and who, disguised as Mike Walker, mild-mannered commissioner for a great metropolitan urban growth area, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice and input on items not on the agenda.

(Submitted by a reader who wishes to remain anonymous.)